Read the latest of Late night jokes with the famous comedians of the Late Night Show with Jimmy Fallon, David Letterman and Craig Ferguson. The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon – Late Night Political Joke I’m so excited. Jay Leno is on the show tonight. He brought some really funny jokes and some great stories. Although I’m a little concerned he also brought his old desk and Kevin Eubanks. I just want Jay to be comfortable, but not too comfortable. NBC Sports will air a special that follows Tom Brokaw as he goes pheasant hunting in South Dakota. He doesn’t even shoot them. He just talks to them for two minutes until they go to sleep. In an effort to boost ticket sales, the country’s largest movie theater chain, Regal Entertainment, is adding motion, smells, wind, rain, and even bubbles to certain theaters — or you can go the cheaper route and watch Netflix on your phone in a car wash. Late Show with David Letterman – Late Night Political Joke New York City has 2 million rats. We used to have 8 million rats. Now we’re down to 2 million. You know what that means? We lose four electoral votes. The Democrats were crushed in the midterm elections. The Republican juggernaut pounded the Democrats, and the pundits say they will not really know what happened to the Democrats until they find the black box. The movie “Interstellar” opens today, starring Matthew McConaughey. There’s trouble in the universe. And you know things have gone bad if Matthew McConaughey is going to straighten them out. Here’s the plot of “Interstellar.” Refugees — they’re known as Democrats — they’re looking for a new planet. The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson – Late Night Political Joke It is a great day for the great state of Texas. The last person being tested for Ebola has come back clean. So Texas is now Ebola free. This was a big week for them. They’re now free of Ebola — and Democrats. Democrats in state legislatures are at their lowest level since the 1920s. President Obama has a can’t-miss strategy to save the party in 2016. He’s leaving. Director Oliver Stone says he’s going to make a movie about Vladimir Putin. I can’t believe anyone would want to work with that insane communist. And Putin is a little crazy as well.