Late Night Jokes 27 August 2014
by John | 28th June, 2017
Read the latest of political jokes with the late night show comedians David Letterman and Jimmy Kimmel.
Late Show with David Letterman – Late Night Political Joke
You can now buy a pack of beer containing 99 cans. A 99-can pack of beer. Who says America has lost its competitive edge?
In Washington state you can now smoke weed. But they have something I’ve never heard of. It’s weed soda. It is the opposite of diet soda, if you think about it. A minute ago I was just thirsty. Now I’m starving. Weed soda!
Burger King is moving to Canada. they bought the doughnut place, Tim Horton’s. Financed by Warren Buffett, burger king will be moving to Canada to avoid paying taxes. Hearing about it, president Obama immediately took away Buffett’s medal of freedom.
Jimmy Kimmel Live – Late Night Political Joke
Apple is secretly developing a new product rumored to be the largest iPad they’ve ever made. It’s said to be 12.9 inches across, and it will be the first iPad that folds out into a full-size bed.
I just spent a lot of money getting the small iPad and now there’s a big iPad I’m also going to get. They come with a pre-shattered screen for that cool, broken-in look.
An iPad that’s 12.9 inches — it doesn’t sound big, but it is big. And it’s going to make those people that take pictures with their iPad look even more ridiculous.
According to a report from the United Nations, the damage from global warming could be irreversible. It’s clear we need to do something. We need to give the Earth the ice bucket challenge.