Late Night Jokes 26 August 2014
by John | 22nd September, 2017
Did watch the Emmy Awards last night? Read the latest about Emmy Awards with David Letterman and Jimmy Kimmel at Late Night Jokes. Late Show with David Letterman – Late Night Political Joke David Letterman - Late Night Political JokeHow about the Emmy Awards last night? Almost every show on TV was nominated for an Emmy, and once again I’d just like to say it’s an honor to be ignored by your peers. Did the Emmy Awards seem like a long show? I felt like Sophia Vergara’s dress. I could hardly stay up. President Obama watched the Emmys and said the U.S. would be out of the Emmys by 2017. Over the weekend in California — a big one, a 6.0 earthquake. It was so powerful that Lindsey Lohan was driving on the right side of the road. Jimmy Kimmel Live – Late Night Political Joke Jimmy Kimmel Late Night Jokes1Last night was the 66th annual Emmy Awards. An night of which all of television makes beautiful, sweet love to itself. The Emmys are typically on Sunday night. But they moved them to Monday for the first time for 38 years. One reason is the VMAs were scheduled for Sunday night on MTV. For those of you too young to know, music videos are something MTV used to play before it turned into a network for pregnant teenagers. The VMAs are a chance for all of the former Disney stars to show up with their new tongue piercings. A rare copy of Action Comics No. 1, which was the first published appearance of Superman, just sold on eBay for $3.2 million. That’s a lot of disposable income. To buy a comic about Superman, you have to be as rich as Batman. I think that means Superman wins, right?

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