Late Night Jokes 21 August 2014
by John | 22nd September, 2017
Read the latest of late night jokes with Jimmy Fallon and David Letterman. Jimmy Fallon is back with the mayor of Toronto and David Letterman is back with the opening of school days. The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon – Late Night Political Joke Jimmy Fallon Late Night JokesRob Ford is running for mayor in Toronto, and some people think he’s still on drugs. So yesterday one of the candidates facing Ford challenged him to take a drug test before the election. Then Ford said, “Sweet! I love testing out drugs! Let’s go!” It seems everyone’s upset with President Obama. Congressman Paul Ryan claimed that Americans are having buyer’s remorse about President Obama. I think they might be right because today I saw Obama just standing next to an ice cream maker and a Bowflex. Hulk Hogan and David Hasselhoff are going to be starring in a new movie together. The film’s expected to be released in June . . . of 1985. A medical marijuana store in California has a new iPhone app that lets people get marijuana delivered to their door. The first step: remembering where you put your iPhone. The app is called, “I Know a Guy.” Late Show with David Letterman – Late Night Political Joke David Letterman - Late Night Political JokeSummer is nearly over and it’s back-to-school time. If you can, send your kids to college so they get a degree and at least then they will know what kind of work they’re out of. Starbucks in New York City is now selling liquor. I was in Starbucks earlier today. I got a grande cappuccino with five pumps of Wild Turkey. New York City is a big city. I mean, we could probably beat your city up. What’s great this time of the year is the Little League World Series. Does it seem like the kids are getting older in Little League ball? When I watch the Little League World Series, my favorite part is when they show the players’ wives. The winner of the Little League World Series goes on to play the Mets.

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