Late Night Jokes 2 December 2014
by John | 28th June, 2017
Read the latest of Late night jokes with the famous comedians of the Late Night Show with Jimmy Fallon, Conan O’Brien and Jimmy Kimmel. The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon – Late Night Political Joke Jimmy Fallon Late Night JokesThere are reports that President Obama has finally found a nominee to replace Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel. His nominee is named Ashton Carter. Which sounds less like a defense secretary and more like the member of a boy band. A political action committee trying to raise money for a 2016 Hillary Clinton campaign is selling “Ready for Hillary” champagne glasses and Christmas ornaments. Because if one thing improves the holidays, it’s drinking mixed with politics. A brother and sister in Minneapolis are opening the world’s first vegan butcher shop. At the vegan butcher, they promise to kill all the flavor but in a humane way. According to a new study, the larger the age difference between married couples, the more likely they are to get a divorce. Or as gold-diggers call that, “the point.” The Late Late Show with Conan O’Brien – Late Night Political Joke Late Night Jokes Conan O'BrienFor the first time, a major league baseball umpire has announced he’s gay. The umpire did this by pointing at himself and yelling, “OUT!” According to a new report, parents are naming their babies after characters from their favorite television shows. I was shocked and so was my son Cake Boss. For the ninth year in a row, Florida made it through hurricane season without being hit by a single hurricane. So it’s official. Even hurricanes don’t want to go to Florida. Jimmy Kimmel Live – Late Night Political Joke Jimmy Kimmel Late Night JokesToday is “Giving Tuesday.” And if you missed it, it’s too late now. Sorry, orphans. Giving Tuesday is a day to be generous and give. It was a big deal online today. Can you believe that we used to have to find ways to be charitable without hashtags in the past? I don’t know how we did that. The organizers say you can give back by volunteering, donating to charity, or by letting your ex have the stuff she left in your apartment back. Totally up to you. This is the third year they’ve done this. Shouldn’t they have Giving Tuesday before Black Friday and Cyber Monday? We don’t have any money left.

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