Late Night Jokes 19 September 2014
by John | 28th June, 2017
Read the latest of the late night jokes with the famous comedians of late night show. Jimmy Fallon Spending his 40th birthday today and Craig has brought the latest of Germany’s Oktoberfest.
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon – Late Night Political Joke
Today is my 40th Birthday. And I’m not the only one having a birthday. This week, Iowa Senator Chuck Grassley celebrated his 81st birthday by going on a 6-mile run. Seriously? I just got winded walking out here from backstage.
During a speech this week, Joe Biden referred to Asia as the “Orient,” just hours after he apologized for using another term that offended Jewish people. The White House calls Biden’s remarks “unfortunate,” while Obama calls them “a welcomed distraction.”
That’s right, Joe Biden referred to Asia as the “Orient,” and also offended Jewish people. Which means he’s one “pull my finger” away from being my grandpa on Thanksgiving.
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson – Late Night Political Joke
In Germany it’s the start of Oktoberfest. It is a time of many contradictions. It’s called Oktoberfest but it starts in September. It’s a joyous celebration but it takes place in Germany.
Oktoberfest is the best time to visit Germany. Probably the worst time would be about 1937.
Justin Bieber’s monkey is not German. He is abandoned in Germany, but he’s actually Canadian. He went from “Give me the banana” to “Papers, please.”
This is true. In L.A. we’re having something called “Vegan Oktoberfest.” Man, we really know how to take the fun out of everything! Do you have beer with kale in it? Do you have organic schnitzel?