Late Night Jokes 18 December 2014
by John | 22nd April, 2018
Read the latest of Late night jokes with the famous comedians of the Late Night Show with Jimmy Fallon, Conan O’Brien, David Letterman, Craig Ferguson, Jimmy Kimmel and Seth Meyers. The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon – Late Night Political Joke Jimmy Fallon Late Night JokesSony Pictures has canceled the release of “The Interview” due to continued threats from hackers. This means the hackers have accomplished their goal of making everyone in the world want to see “The Interview.” Everyone’s weighing in on Sony’s cancellation of “The Interview.” Mitt Romney suggested the film should be released online for free. Donald Trump said the studio has no courage or guts. Chris Christie said, “Either way, I’m having a large bucket of popcorn.” During a recent interview, President Obama revealed that his favorite movie this year was “Boyhood.” It makes sense. If there’s one thing Obama can identify with, it’s aging several years over the course of a couple of hours. President Obama said his favorite movie this year was “Boyhood.” When asked what his second-favorite movie was, he said, “’The Interview.’ No, definitely not ‘The Interview.’ I didn’t see ‘The Interview.’” The Late Late Show with Conan O’Brien – Late Night Political Joke Late Night Jokes Conan O'BrienIt is officially one week until Christmas. That means if you’re a guy, you have six days until you have to start shopping. We’re having our office Christmas party tonight. Just like last year, I’m going to get drunk, make a fool of myself, and then go to the office Christmas party.     Late Show with David Letterman – Late Night Political Joke David Letterman - Late Night Political JokeSony has canceled the big Seth Rogen movie, “The Interview.” North Koreans hacked their email so Sony said, “Now we can’t show anybody the movie.” I’m disappointed. I think this is the wrong thing to do. And I hear in the film Meryl Streep is great as Kim Jong Un. If Sony’s not going to show “The Interview,” that’s it. No more North Korean movies for me. Last year, my son gave me a delightful gift for Christmas. He took an egg carton, emptied it out, and made me a pill organizer. Here’s what we know about Santa. He sees you when you’re sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. He knows if you’ve been bad or good. I think he’s with the NSA. The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson – Late Night Political Joke Late Night Jokes Craig FergusonTomorrow night will be my final night hosting this show. ‘Twas the night before I finished and all through CBS employees are stealing office supplies. One year from today, the new “Star Wars” movie opens. Mark my words — I’ll be there at that movie, probably selling popcorn. The “Star Wars” movie is coming out. Disney has kept the details of the movie under wraps because they’re not Sony. The new “Hobbit” movie opened. Hobbits are tiny creatures that speak a funny language. We need them more than ever now that “Honey Boo Boo” is over. And it’s the last time we’ll see Bilbo and Gandalf and Blitzen and Fido and Boomer and Jar-Jar. Jimmy Kimmel Live – Late Night Political Joke Jimmy Kimmel Late Night Jokes“Star Wars: Episode VII” comes out exactly one year from today — as long as we don’t get threats from Darth Vader. Christmas is only one week from tonight. That means you better start practicing you’re “Oh my God, I love it” face. Christmas is a strange holiday. It’s Jesus’ birthday. I didn’t get him anything. Nobody knows Jesus’ exact birthday because he refuses to sign up for Facebook. Late Night With Seth Meyers – Late Night Political Joke Seth Meyers Late Night JokesPresident Obama announced yesterday that he’s pardoning 12 convicted felons. Political experts say the move could have huge implications for your fantasy football teams. Russian President Vladimir Putin said at a press conference today that it was too early to decide if he will run for re-election in 2018. But he says it’s not too early to decide how much he wins by. The Kris and Bruce Jenner divorce was made official today. They ask only that the media allow them to handle this family matter publicly. An olive oil bar has opened in Brooklyn. It offers more than 40 different kinds of olive oil. If you’d like to know more, wait until your girlfriend drags you there.

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