Late Night Jokes 18 August 2014
by John | 28th April, 2017
Read the latest of late night jokes with the Jimmy Fallon and David Letterman. Jimmy Fallon Bringing you the funny humor all the way from Texas with Texas Governor Rick Perry and David Letterman back on Obama.
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon – Late Night Political Joke
Texas Governor Rick Perry has been indicted after he threatened to veto funding for a district attorney’s office unless she stepped down. He’s now the most controversial governor in the country — which is why today he got a gift basket from Chris Christie.
It looks like Rick Perry’s chances in 2016 might be in trouble. Or as Hillary put it, “One down, four more to go.”
A survey found that 75 percent of Americans don’t use up all their vacation days. While the rest apparently loaned them to President Obama. He’s on vacation again!
Mr. T reported for jury duty in Chicago last week, but ultimately was not picked for the trial. I guess prosecutors thought he’d show too much pity.
Late Show with David Letterman – Late Night Political Joke
President Obama had to cut his vacation short two days to go back to Washington. You know why? Vice President Joe Biden had locked himself out of the White House.
Obama was on a two-week break with his family and had to cut it short by two days, had to go back to Washington. I’m thinking: you spend two weeks with your family, you’re going to need a two-day break. Am I right?
David Gregory, a longtime newsman over at NBC news, is no longer the host of “Meet the Press.” He took over for Tim Russert, and now they just booted him. They just kicked him right out the door. He’s following a trail I blazed at NBC.
David Gregory is being replaced by a guy named Chuck Todd, which indicates to me that in order to host that program you have to have two first names.