Late Night Jokes 13 August 2014
by John | 28th June, 2017
Read the latest of the late night jokes with Jimmy Fallon, Conan O’Brien and Seth Meyers.
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon – Late Night Political Joke
President Obama is apparently back on speaking terms with Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan. I guess their disagreements over Israel have made their relationship somewhat complicated. But not as complicated as the name, “Recep Tayyip Erdogan.”
It’s rumored that One Direction will appear in a new reality show produced by Simon Cowell. Harry said it’s a great opportunity, while the other guys in One Direction said — just kidding, nobody asked them what they think.
To commemorate the 25th anniversary of “Field of Dreams,” the Iowa State Fair is displaying a 200-pound butter sculpture of Kevin Costner. Or as Paula Deen put it, “If you build it . . . I will come.”
Rick Perry is fueling speculation that he’ll run in 2016 by visiting the Iowa State Fair. Unfortunately, he hurt his chances by holding a two-hour conversation with that butter sculpture of Kevin Costner.
Conan O-Brien – Late Night Political Joke
There’s a luxury Middle Eastern airline that’s going to start offering first-class passengers a suite with bedrooms, a kitchenette, and shower. United Airlines says you can enjoy the same amenities if you cancel your flight and stay home.
A 14-year-old Texas boy lived in a Wal-Mart for four days before he was discovered. Employees got suspicious when they noticed something in a Wal-Mart that was made in America.
The Kardashians are mad. They’re outraged that they’ve been robbed three times this year but the police haven’t caught the culprits. Los Angeles police said if only there was a video record of what goes on in the Kardashian home.
Yesterday a fight broke out between the Oakland Raiders and the Dallas Cowboys during a joint practice. Referees told them there’s a proper way for NFL players to settle their disputes. It’s called murder.
Late Night With Seth Meyers – Late Night Political Joke
Yesterday Fox News medical expert Dr. Keith Ablow told viewers that Michelle Obama needs to drop a few. So I think there’s a good chance Michelle Obama is going to drop Dr. Keith Ablow.
The Kardashians are refusing to start filming their 10th season until the people who burglarized their homes over the past few months have been caught. So let that be a message to those burglars. Stay hidden! Trust nobody! You’re our only hope!
Scientists at the University of Illinois think they may have found a way to stop cancer cell growth using venom from bees, snakes, and scorpions. Because apparently cancer cells stop growing when you’re dead.
Steubenville High School in Ohio has allowed a newly released sex offender to rejoin its football team just months after being released from jail. High school? It sounds like he’s ready for the NFL.