Late Night Jokes 12 September 2014
by John | 28th June, 2017
Read the latest of the late night jokes with the comedians from the late night show Jimmy Fallon and David Letterman. Jimmy bringing you the stories from the white house and David reporting on ISIS.
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon – Late Night Political Joke
This week President Obama gave a big speech from White House where he outlined his plan to quote “degrade and ultimately destroy” the terror group ISIS. When asked how, he said, “I’ll build their website.”
British Prime Minister David Cameron went to Scotland this week to persuade citizens of the country to vote “no” on leaving the U.K. He said, “It’s never worked out for anyone-well except America, and Canada, Australia, India, and . . . I’ll stop talking now.”
Alex Trebek is bringing back his mustache for the new season of “Jeopardy,” 13 years after he shaved it off. Or in other words, my mom’s letters finally worked.
A former executive with the New York Mets is suing the team for firing her because she was pregnant and unmarried. She didn’t fit in with the team — you know, because this year she actually delivered.
Late Show with David Letterman – Late Night Political Joke
It turns out that country singer Larry Gatlin is a global policy genius and he’s writing policy memos to president Obama. I think I’ll wait to hear what Kenny Chesney thinks.
You know who’s upset now with ISIS? Al-Qaida. It’s because ISIS is getting more attention than al-Qaida. So now, Saturday night will be Ayman al-Zawahiri bobblehead night.
There was a guy out in front of the theater early today. He’s out there usually selling fake Rolexes. Now he’s out there selling fake Apple watches.
President Obama announced in his speech the other night that he’s sending 475 military advisers to Iraq. Not own that but he’s also sending 475 military advisers to the NFL.
In his speech the other night, President Obama announced that he’s counting on the support of an international coalition. Right now, we can’t get the support of the International House of Pancakes.