Late Night Jokes 11 August 2014
by John | 26th April, 2017
Read the latest from the late night joke from our ever green comedians Jimmy Fallon, Conan O’Brien and Seth Meyers. Bringing you the best political humor.   The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon – Late Night Political Joke Jimmy Fallon Late Night JokesFormer Congressman Anthony Weiner is back. He’s opening a new restaurant that will specialize in healthy local food. It’s the first restaurant with a sign on the door that reads: “No Shoes, No Shirt, No Pants, No Underwear, No Hats . . .” It just keeps going. It’s a long list. Over the weekend, the Angels beat the Red Sox in the longest Major League game of the year after playing 19 innings. You can tell the game went way too long when the vendors were yelling, “Get your lukewarm beer over here. Ice cold hot dogs here.” The game was so long, even Ken Burns said, “This is just too much baseball.” The network TV Land just launched a new version of the classic show “Candid Camera.” Or as most young people put it, “I can’t believe they ripped off ‘Punk’d.’ People can’t think of anything original anymore.” Conan O’Brien – Late Night Political Joke Late Night Jokes Conan O'BrienHillary Clinton has been calling President Obama’s foreign policy a failure. She either wants to be a president or a Fox News anchor. We’re not sure. The U.S. Postal service has lost $2 billion this spring. Postal officials are busy emailing each other wondering how this could happen. This weekend New York hosted the 25th annual Scrabble Championship. The Scrabble champion gets his choice of $100,000 or the touch of another human being. Yesterday Bruce Jenner was pulled over for speeding here in L.A. The cops gave Jenner a ticket because his current face doesn’t match his driver’s license. Late Night With Seth Meyers – Late Night Political Joke Seth Meyers Late Night JokesPresident Obama announced last Thursday night that the U.S. would begin air strikes in Iraq. So in a way, it was the ultimate throwback Thursday. Former New York Congressman Anthony Weiner is planning to open a new farm-to-table restaurant in Queens. So, whatever you do, don’t ask to see the special. A 25-year-old California woman wants the state to let her marry Charles Manson. If you ask me, you would have to be crazy to get married at 25. You have your whole life ahead of you. Married at 25? Wait five years. He’s not going anywhere. Health officials in Colorado are warning residents to stay away from sick or dead rabbits due to a risk of rabbit fever. It’s a tough one because most people’s first instincts when they see a dead rabbit is to get as close as possible.

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