Late Night Jokes 06 August 2014
by John | 20th November, 2017
Read the latest political humor from the comedians of the late night show Jimmy Fallon, Conan O’Brien, Craig Ferguson, Jimmy Kimmel and Seth Meyers. Check out the General Knowledge of the Vice President Joe Biden with Jimmy Fallon, Conan taking to the story of the sugar daddy cowboy.   The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy FallonLate Night Political Joke Jimmy Fallon Late Night JokesWhile speaking at an African leadership summit yesterday, Vice President Joe Biden accidentally referred to Africa as a country instead of a continent. To be fair, most of what he knows about Africa is based on “The Lion King.” A new poll found that President Obama’s approval rating has hit a new low of just 40 percent. Or as Obama put it, “60 under par!” LeBron James reportedly lost a lot of weight since he announced he was returning to Cleveland. When asked how much he dropped, he said, “How much do Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh weigh?” Police in Ohio are looking for two women who tried to rob a bakery but left with only two glazed donuts because there was no money in the register. The cops are offering a small reward for information on the women, and a huge reward for info on those doughnuts. Conan O’BrienLate Night Political Joke Late Night Jokes Conan O'BrienA company has announced a new service where you carpool with strangers. It’s a new cutting-edge technology called “taking the bus.” Yesterday photos were leaked of the Dallas Cowboys owner, 71-year-old Jerry Jones, with two much younger women. The photos were leaked by Jerry Jones. According to a new survey, 50 percent of people believe that robots will actually create more jobs in the long run. When they heard this, robots said, “Oh, good, they’re buying it. They will serve us soon, those fools.” The San Antonio Spurs have made history by becoming the first team in the NBA to hire a female assistant coach. She is the first woman to get that close to that many NBA players without being a Kardashian. The Late Late Show with Craig FergusonLate Night Political Joke Late Night Jokes Craig FergusonTonight was the premiere of “Top Chef Duels.” I think they’re running out of ideas for cooking shows. It turns out that “Top Chef Duels” is just two chefs slapping each other with spatulas. Let’s play TV shows that are chef shows. There’s “How I Minced Your Mother.” “Murder She Roast.” “Real Hamhocks of New Jersey.” “Game of Scones.” Today is Jamaican Independence Day. Today in Jamaica, everyone spent the day smoking, drinking, and having a great time. Then they remembered it was Independence Day. People think everyone in Jamaica smokes marijuana. That’s just not true. Some of them eat it. Jimmy Kimmel LiveLate Night Political Joke Jimmy Kimmel Late Night Jokes1A Russian crime ring has stolen 1.2 billion user names and password combinations, which I’m pretty sure is all of them. The crime ring stole the information from hundreds of thousands of websites. Experts recommend that you change all your passwords just to be safe. I have to say I would almost rather have all my information stolen than to have to change all my passwords. Here’s what I’ve never understood. Why do leakers expose national security information? Why not leak stuff like the Colonel’s fried chicken recipe? I would like to have that. Last week it was revealed the CIA has been spying on the Senate Intelligence Committee, which is the committee that’s supposed to supervise the CIA. Who do these people think they are? Facebook? Late Night With Seth MeyersLate Night Political Joke Seth Meyers Late Night JokesPresident Obama’s approval rating is now at an all-time low. It’s so bad that last night he gave his daughter Sasha a ride to a friend’s house and she asked him to drop her off two blocks away. A 44-year-old mother in New York was arrested after she left her 7-year-old unattended at a Long Island Lego store. Luckily by the time the police found the child, he had already built a better mother. Dunkin’ Donuts announced they have created their first-ever coffee-flavored doughnut. First ever? Your name is Dunkin’ Donuts. They’re all coffee flavored! Your name is a recipe for coffee-flavored doughnuts. A man in New Zealand whose pregnant girlfriend threw a knife at him so hard that it became lodged in his skull told reporters he was confident their relationship would continue. I guess it’s true what they say: Some people never learn because there’s a knife lodged in their skull.

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