Late Night Jokes 01 August 2014
by John | 21st June, 2018
Read the latest from the the tonight show with Jimmy Fallon and Craig Furguson. Jimmy talking about the Toronto Mayor Rob Ford  and Craig talking on what Pope Francis is bringing you. The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon – Late Night Political Joke Jimmy Fallon Late Night JokesToronto Mayor Rob Ford is facing criticism for accidentally showing the phone numbers of his supporters in a new campaign commercial. In response, people said, “No biggie — I gave him a fake number, anyway.” Home Depot is now selling 3D printers. You know, so you can print out an employee to help you find stuff at Home Depot. Yeah, Home Depot is now selling 3D printers, which customers can use to print out tools and parts. It’s all part of Home Depot’s plan to immediately go out of business. Kia is recalling more than 50,000 cars because of an issue with the steering system caused by the wrong type of adhesive holding together certain parts. Then Kia drivers said, “Wait, these cars are GLUED together?” The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson – Late Night Political Joke Late Night Jokes Craig FergusonIt’s a great day for Pope Francis. He released his top 10 tips for feeling happier. I didn’t know Popes did that. Most of the Pope’s tips were what I expected, like No. 7, “Respect nature.” No. 3, “Be calm.” Except No. 1 — start every day by watching the video of Justin Bieber getting punched in face. Beyoncé’s dad, Mr. Beyoncé, is teaching a college course on how to “Become the next Beyoncé.” Beyoncé’s dad explains the two-step process. Step 1, start a hugely successful girl group and sell millions of records. Step 2, fire the other girls.

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